2016 is coming to a close. According to MTV, there are numerous aspects of life that I and you at home need to work on (if you’re a white guy). The video titled 2017 New Year’s Resolutions for White People was the Christmas gift everyone received but no one asked for, kind of like the knitted socks Aunt Nancy got you. In the name of equality here are 7 New Year’s Resolutions for the Left:

1. Stop banning conservative speakers on college campuses

Milo Yiannopoulos banned from college campuses

The favorite pastime of the Left was out in full force in 2016. There was a grand total of 42 disinvites to conservative speakers like Milo and Ben Shapiro from Liberal colleges. One College Republican chapter was suspended for a year for just TALKING about inviting Milo. The social justice warriors should just stay in their safe spaces if they feel that threatened by a gay conservative.

P.S. There are no safe spaces in real life …. get our shirt that says so here.

2. Quit calling Republicans racists, sexists, bigots, homophobes, Islamophobes, and Transphobes

Anthony Weiner sexting is gross

Republicans are racist? Oh, but what about Lena Dunham… where are the black characters in Girls? Or what about Democratic Senator Robert Byrd who was the grand dragon of the KKK? Sexist? Uhh.. Anthony Weiner? Bill Clinton? Need I say more? The truth of the matter is Lena Dunham isn’t racist and the Democratic Party isn’t racist because of Byrd. The labeling game really isn’t that hard, as you can see. Maybe you should start arguing for what you are for instead of hurling false labels onto an entire group.

3. Learn the difference between “equal outcome” and “equal opportunity”

Socialism is not good

Equality equality equality. It’s all fine and dandy, but Liberals only advocate for the equality of outcome. Equal outcome is Venezuela! America is not and will never be a Socialist state. Quit trying to make that cool.

4. Discontinue this “literally Hitler” and “Nazism” talk

Happy Donald Trump president of the united states

Pretty self-explanatory if you ask me.  No, Trump is not “literally Hitler” and, no, again, conservatives are not “Nazis”.  Until we, or Trump, have a hand in the mass execution of six million Jewish people, quit using this egregious event of history as part of your rhetoric. If anything, the Obama administration is the real face of Anti-Semitism, having waged an eight year war against Israel.


5. Stop majoring in Gender, Women and/or African Studies

Gender studies

 … Or, actually, you can keep doing that. It’ll make me finding a job someday a-whole-lot easier. And for that, I thank you!


6. Yes, #heisyourpresident, accept that

Donald Trump

Not that hard of a concept. The people of each state voted and he won with more electors than Hillary. Also, stop trying to dismantle the Electoral College because of the outcome.  Abraham Lincoln won through the Electoral College, any complaints? Hillary only won the popular vote because of California. She can be the President of California, but Donald Trump is the President of the United States of America.


7. You are not children, don’t act and expect to be treated as such


The world can be a cruel and unforgiving place. Your feelings play little part in its construct. You are responsible for your own successes and failures. So, stop looking to the government for the solutions to your problems, and start coming up with solutions on your own.

On a real note, Liberals, especially college Liberals: you do not need the government to succeed. Do you really trust the government? If the answer is no, then we welcome you to the side of limited government and freedom.