A recent study has found that conservative politicians are better looking than their liberal counterparts. We’ve always known it to be true, but now we have the science to back it up!
Here’s some of the supporting evidence:
Sarah Palin (R) vs. Hillary Clinton (D)
George W. Bush (R) vs. Al Franken (D)
Nikki Haley (R) vs. Elizabeth Warren (D)
Kristi Noem (R) vs. Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D)
Paul Ryan (R) vs. John Kerry (D)
Marsha Blackburn (R) vs. Frederica Wilson (D)
John Thune (R) vs. Bernie Sanders (I)
Mia Love (R) vs. Dianne Feinstein (D)
Vantriloquist Doll (unaffiliated) vs. Lincoln Chafee (D)
This one is a tie.
Mitt Romney (R) vs. Al Gore (D)
Ted Cruz (R) vs. Kevin Malone (The Office)
Donald J. Trump (R) vs. Barack Obama (D)
Okay Democrats, we’ll give you this one.