Science: Conservatives are Hotter than Liberals!

A recent study has found that conservative politicians are better looking than their liberal counterparts. We’ve always known it to be true, but now we have the science to back it up!

Here’s some of the supporting evidence:

Sarah Palin (R) vs. Hillary Clinton (D)


George W. Bush (R) vs. Al Franken (D)

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Nikki Haley (R) vs. Elizabeth Warren (D)

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Kristi Noem (R) vs. Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D)

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Paul Ryan (R) vs. John Kerry (D)

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Marsha Blackburn (R) vs. Frederica Wilson (D)

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John Thune (R) vs. Bernie Sanders (I)

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Mia Love (R) vs. Dianne Feinstein (D)

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Vantriloquist Doll (unaffiliated) vs. Lincoln Chafee (D)

This one is a tie.

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Mitt Romney (R) vs. Al Gore (D)

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Ted Cruz (R) vs. Kevin Malone (The Office)

Another tie.

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Donald J. Trump (R) vs. Barack Obama (D)

Okay Democrats, we’ll give you this one.

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Nancy Pelosi has gone SENILE

Nancy Pelosi has forgotten how to read numbers. She has officially gone senile.

Minority Leader Pelosi recently tweeted that the GOP doesn’t have the people’s support to repeal Obamacare. She links to a report on a recent poll from the Kaiser Family Foundation. There’s just one problem: she got the numbers wrong!


The poll found that while 47 percent of people do not want Obamacare repealed, 48 percent DO want Obamacare repealed!

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Pelosi belongs in a nursing home, not Congress.

The so-called Affordable Care Act has always been hugely unpopular with the American people according to polling. The Democrats ignored the American people and passed it anyways. As a result, America gave Republicans the House of Representatives, the Senate, state governorships and legislatures, and finally, the presidency. Republicans are now holding the strongest majorities they’ve had since 1929.


However, our current trajectory has us un-electing all Democrats within the century, so I hope they never learn!

I’d love to see the look on Nancy’s face when she finally finds out Americans hate the Affordable Care Act. Granted, she can’t move her face after all of that botox.

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Unfortunately, John McCain, who is approximately 476 years old, has gone senile too. He doesn’t think we should repeal Obamacare until we have a replacement plan ready to go. He spent the last 8 years saying Obamacare is a disaster, but then says we shouldn’t get rid of it just yet. Well, which is it Senator?

McCain has been in Washington for 34 years. Pelosi has been there for 29 years. These old, wrinkly, washed-up elitists can’t fathom any solution outside of government.

They would have you believe that before Obamacare came along, America was on the verge of collapse. If anything is making America a dystopia, it’s Obamacare! Doctors and insurers are becoming so rare that I bet the Democrat’s next plan is to raffle off doctors visits to a few lucky winners.


I think we can all remember back before 2008: people could choose their doctor, choose their healthcare plan, and nobody was dying in the streets because they couldn’t get insurance.

The GOP needs to repeal Obamacare immediately.

The Democrats can (incorrectly) cite polls all they want, but those same polls said that Hillary Clinton would be our next president. Elections are the only polls that matter. Americans have been electing Republicans in record numbers based on the promise of repealing Obamacare.


The only plan we need is the free-market plan. Sure, there’s a few things government needs to do, like insure people with preexisting conditions, allow kids to stay on their parent’s plans until 26 years old, and erase the arbitrary state-lines restrictions. Other than that, let Americans take care of healthcare without government involvement like we have for the past 300+ years.


History is Judging George W. Bush

“How was I supposed to know that cowboy George Bush would announce he wanted us ‘dead or alive’ and then invade Afghanistan to hunt us down?”…“’KSM explained that if the United States had treated 9/11 like a law enforcement matter, he would have had time to launch a second wave of attacks.’ He was not able to do so because al-Qaeda was stunned ‘by the ferocity and swiftness of George W. Bush’s response.’”

President George W. Bush has endured more criticism than perhaps any modern American president (including Monica Lewinsky’s boyfriend). President Obama and the Democrats never pass on an opportunity to avoid responsibility and blame the nation’s problems on the former president, no matter how long he has been out of office.

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One of the Democrats’ favorite points of contention is President Bush’s handling of the War on Terror. In the Democrat response to President Bush’s 2007 State of the Union Address, then-Senator Jim Webb said, “The president took us into this war recklessly. We are now, as a nation, held hostage to the predictable -and predicted-disarray that has followed.” That has been the mantra of the Democratic Party ever since they were for it before they were against it.

In a 2013 interview with USA Today President George W. Bush said, “There’s no need to defend myself. I did what I did and ultimately history will judge.” The judging has begun and so far history is being kind to former President Bush. According to a recent article in the Washington Post, James Mitchell, one of the interrogators at Guantanamo Bay, detailed some of the time he spent with 9/11 mastermind Khalid Sheik Mohammed in his new memoir, Enhanced Interrogation: Inside the Minds and Motives of the Islamic Terrorists Trying To Destroy America. According to Mitchell, Khalid Sheik Mohammed expected the United States to turn tail and run after the attacks on September 11, 2001.

Rather than turn tail, President Bush announced a War on Terror and promised to bring the perpetrators of the 9/11 attacks to justice. While Democrats like Jim Webb,  John Kerry, and Hillary Clinton were accusing Bush of a failed and reckless war, KSM was telling James Mitchell “How was I supposed to know that cowboy George Bush would announce he wanted us ‘dead or alive’ and then invade Afghanistan to hunt us down?” According to the Washington Post’s reporting of Mitchell’s new book, “’KSM explained that if the United States had treated 9/11 like a law enforcement matter, he would have had time to launch a second wave of attacks.’ He was not able to do so because al-Qaeda was stunned ‘by the ferocity and swiftness of George W. Bush’s response.’”

“There’s no need to defend myself. I did what I did and ultimately history will judge.”

It is an unfortunate irony that Democrats are able to continue their baseless criticisms against President Bush’s successful handling of the War on Terror because of the actions Mr. Bush took to protect our freedoms. After nearly 16 years of assaults on his motives, character, intellect, and tenure as POTUS, history is judging W. to be the President the United States needed.

The Clintons’ Crooked History

Bill and Hillary Clinton are the most corrupt political couple in American history. Fortunately for them, many of their scandals took place before Millennials gained their political awareness. Let’s examine just a few of the many corrupt actions of America’s most famous power couple.


The first scandal to envelop the Clintons involves a failed business venture called Whitewater Development Corp while they were still politicos in Arkansas. Bill and Hillary, along with their friends Jim and Susan McDougal, invested money to buy plots of land with the intent being to sell the plots for vacation homes. The business eventually failed and the Clintons and the McDougal’s lost money on the venture.

The Whitewater business later underwent investigation. Claims were made that the McDougals sought and received illegal fraudulent loans for the business, and that the Clintons used their political stature to pressure the bank in question into making the illegal loans.

The McDougals were convicted, but the Clintons got off scot-free.

President Clinton granted a full pardon to Susan McDougal before leaving the Oval Office.


The White House Travel Office is responsible for facilitating the travel arrangements of the White House press corp. The Travel Office contracts travel business out to private companies. Upon hearing of potential mismanagement in the Travel Office, all seven employees were fired.

The scandal: Hillary Clinton had designs to get her friends who worked in the travel industry hired in the White House Travel Office and award her friends with the government contracts.

Upon government investigation, it was concluded that it was technically legal to fire the Travel Office employees for any reason, but entirely inappropriate and unethical to allow those with business interests at stake to influence the decision. It was also concluded that while President Clinton had no involvement, Hillary played a large role in the firings and is quoted as saying that she had to get her people in the Travel Office.


The Travelgate investigations led to another Clinton scandal called Filegate. A top Clinton White House official ordered the FBI to hand over secret files on hundreds of top Republicans for political opposition research. It was an enemies list, as several described it at the time. It was later found that Bill and Hillary had no involvement in Filegate, but it just goes to show the kind of people they hired and the kind of White House they ran.

The Impeachment

President Clinton was impeached for perjury and obstruction of justice, NOT for fooling around with Monica Lewinsky.

President Clinton was under investigation for his sexual harassment of Paula Jones, an Arkansas government employee back when Bill was in state politics. During his deposition, Bill lied under oath and denied any involvement with Monica Lewinsky. Upon perjuring himself, the United States Congress voted to hold impeachment hearings on President Bill Clinton. Only after being caught did Bill come clean with the American people.

The vote to toss Bill and Hill out of the Oval Office came down to party lines and he was allowed to finish his term. Had you or I done exactly what Bill Clinton did, we would be in prison.


On September 11th, 2012, there was a terrorist attack on our embassy in Benghazi, Libya. Islamic extremists stormed the embassy and killed 4 Americans, one of them being Ambassador Chris Stephens.

After the attack, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton told the American people that this attack was not terrorism, but a spontaneous protest-turned-violent that was inspired by a anti-Muslim Youtube video produced in America. However, emails were uncovered that show Hillary was lying to the American people. She was telling her family and friends that this was a terrorist attack while telling America it wasn’t terrorism, but a protest. In fact, Hillary even wrote the Prime Minister of Egypt on the night of the attack saying, “We know that the attack in Libya had nothing to do with the film. It was a planned attack, not a protest.”

For two weeks Hillary lied to the American people and blamed the video, not terrorism, for the death of four Americans. But, as Hillary said during her testimony, “what difference does it make?” Hillary lied because her boss, President Obama, had an election approaching 54 days later, and a terrorist attack in a country that was the epitome of Clinton/Obama foreign policy simply wasn’t good politics, the truth be damned.

The Email Server

As a result of the investigations into Hillary’s failings and lies concerning Benghazi, it was discovered that Secretary Clinton had been using a private email server and device, not the mandated government ones, to conduct her official government business. As a former Congressional staffer, I can tell you definitively that every member of the U.S. government has two devices: one for personal business and one for government business. Hillary’s email server was not secured or approved by any government security officials. According to the director of the FBI, James Comey, Hillary mishandled classified documents on this illegal email server and it’s even possible that it was hacked by “hostile actors.” Who knows what state secrets were discovered by the enemies of America? Were CIA covers blown? Were secret government operations exposed? We may not know what was stolen from Clinton’s server until it is too late.

So, the final question is, to quote Hillary, “What difference does it make?” The Clintons have more scandals under their belts than any American politicians in our nation’s history. We didn’t even get into the multiple sexual harassment and rape allegations leveled against Bill Clinton, or the subpoenaed documents that Hillary hid for years from federal investigators, or the millions of dollars the Clintons have taken from Wall Street, or how the Clintons sell influence through their “charity,” the Clinton Foundation.

These scandals show that Bill and Hillary are corrupt to their cores. They use political power to get away with whatever crimes they wish and they lie to the American people time and time again. Hillary and her husband have abused power ever since they entered the public arena. As insanity is doing the same thing over and over while expecting a different result, it would be insane to elect Hillary Clinton as President and expect her to stop her 30 year pattern of corruption.

Trump’s 7 step plan to Make America Great Again

Most people are asking, “Does Trump actually have a plan if he’s elected?” As a matter of fact, Trump has put forth a 7 step plan to make America great again. The following is a breakdown of his positions according to his website,, and his policy statements throughout the campaign.

1) Build the Wall!

Donald Trump made headlines while announcing his candidacy when he made illegal immigration the focus of the 2016 GOP primary by promising to build a wall along our entire southern border. As we later came to learn, The Donald wasn’t done making headlines. Trump has promised to make Mexico pay for the wall! Here’s how he plans to make it happen:

  • Propose a financial rule that would not allow aliens within the United States to send money to their home nations without first providing documentation to prove their lawful presence in the U.S.
  • Mexico receives approximately $24 billion a year from illegal aliens working in the US who send their wages back to their families in Mexico, according to Trump’s website. Mexico will protest the rule from step 1 as they need the money to serve as their “de facto welfare.”
  • The Trump administration will then tell Mexico that the rule will not go into effect if Mexico hands over the money to pay for the wall.
  • Enact trade tariffs and/or enforce trade rules already on the books. In short, Trump plans to even the trade deficit between Mexico and the United States. Trump’s website claims that we will have all of the leverage in any negotiation because Mexico depends on Americans buying Mexican-produced goods.
  • Begin canceling Mexican visas to increase our leverage in the pay-for-the-wall negotiations.
  • Increase visa fees to increase our leverage in the pay-for-the-wall negotiations.

2) Healthcare

Obamacare is universally hated by Republicans and is largely unpopular among independents. It was sold on a lie — “if you like your doctor then you can keep your doctor” — and it has violated Americans’ freedom to choose as well as increased the cost of healthcare and forced doctors out of business. Trump has a plan to not only repeal, but also replace the Affordable Care Act with something that will “will broaden healthcare access, make healthcare more affordable and improve the quality of the care available to all Americans.”

  • Congress must fully repeal Obamacare, including the individual mandate.
  • Allow health insurance to be sold across state lines. Free-market competition will lead to lower prices and better service.
  • Trump’s plan will “allow individuals to fully deduct health insurance premium payments from their tax returns under the current tax system. Businesses are allowed to take these deductions so why wouldn’t Congress allow individuals the same exemptions?” He also promises to “make sure that no one slips through the cracks simply because they cannot afford insurance. We must review basic options for Medicaid and work with states to ensure that those who want healthcare coverage can have it.”
  • Allow the use of Health Savings Accounts (HSAs) which allow people to save up money for healthcare tax-free. This money can be used by family members and passed on through inheritances.
  • Require price transparency from insurance providers and hospitals.
  • Block-grant Medicaid to the states. “Block-grant” means giving money to states earmarked for healthcare in a lump sum without telling them how to specifically use it (as long as it’s used for healthcare). Each state has unique needs and knows its citizens better than the federal government does.
  • Introduce free-market competition into the pharmaceutical industry.

3) China, China, China!

Trump LOVES to talk about China. Here’s his plan to balance the raw deal that America currently has with China:

  • Declare China a currency manipulator to force them to come to the bargaining table.
  • Force China to start obeying intellectual property laws (China is famous for stealing private technology which greatly hurts U.S. companies who put the time, energy, and resources into developing it). Hacking is the primary avenue by which China steals intellectual property. Trump promises to put America’s best tech minds on defending against Chinese hackers. A Trump administration will also demand that China obeys World Trade Organization policies which it frequently ignores.
  • “Reclaim millions of American jobs and [revive] American manufacturing by putting an end to China’s illegal export subsidies and lax labor and environmental standards.” Trump plans to accomplish this by aggressively pursuing cases against China through the World Trade Organization.
  • “Strengthen our negotiating position by lowering our corporate tax rate to keep American companies and jobs here at home, attacking our debt and deficit so China cannot use financial blackmail against us, and bolstering the U.S. military presence in the East and South China Seas to discourage Chinese adventurism.”

4) Reforming the VA

In 2014, the Veterans Administration scandals broke and it was revealed that VA facilities in Phoenix, Arizona and across the country were mistreating veterans (including putting them on wait lists until they died) to make the VA administrators’ statistics look favorable. Since then, President Obama has replaced the Secretary of the Veterans Administration and Congress has made some progress, but the job of reforming the VA is far from over. Our veterans deserve the best medical care America can offer. Here is how Trump plans to do it:

  • Allow any veteran to receive care from any doctor or facility that accepts Medicare. This will reduce wait times and force the VA to compete with other medical facilities for veterans’ business; competition always leads to better prices and better service.
  • Increase funding in PTSD, traumatic brain injury (TBI), and suicide prevention treatments and research. PTSD, TBI, and suicide affect veterans at a much higher rate than it does civilians.
  • Increase funding for veterans’ job placement services, provide incentives to encourage businesses to hire veterans and help to provide business loans to aspiring veteran entrepreneurs.
  • Equip the VA to deal with injuries common to the 21st-century veteran, as well as equip the VA to better treat female veterans.
  • Trump will fire VA administrators not doing their jobs and end waste, fraud, and abuse in the VA budget.
  • Increase the number of veterans who work for the Veterans Administration.
  • Place VA clinics within existing non-VA hospitals in rural areas to increase access for veterans across the country.

5) Tax Reform

According to the Washington Examiner, the United States Federal Tax Code is 74,608 pages long. A code this long and complex is how we have a system where all manner of big businesses and special interests receive special favors and tax breaks while the rest of us get robbed. James Madison, the father of the U.S. Constitution, said, “It will be of little avail to the people that the laws are made by men of their own choice if the laws be so voluminous that they cannot be read, or so incoherent that they cannot be understood.” Luckily, the Republican nominee for President has a plan to restore sanity and fairness to the tax code:

  • Decrease taxes for the middle class. Higher taxes just leads to more wasteful government spending. When the people are free to keep the money they earn, they will save it, pay down debts, and spend it to fuel the economy.
  • Simplify the tax code and reduce the number of tax brackets from seven to four: 0% (for those making under $25,000, or under $50,000 if you are married), 10%, 20%, and 25%. Trump claims that these are the lowest tax rates since before World War II.
  • Lower the corporate tax (an income tax on businesses) to 15% for all businesses big and small. America currently has one of the highest corporate taxes in the world. Lowering the corporate tax will make America one of the most competitive places to do business across the globe which will lead to a growing economy; in other words, JOBS.
  • Eliminate the death tax. The death tax is a tax on the inheritance that you leave for your family. That money was earned by you and taxes were already paid on it. You have a right to leave what you earned to your family without the government dipping into it a second time.

6) The Second Amendment

The Second Amendment to the Constitution states in part that “the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.” The Trump position is to do everything it can to make sure that this sacred right of the people to defend themselves is protected:

  • Revive Project Exile nationwide. Project Exile was a successful Virginia program that mandated five years in prison (no parole or early release) for any violent felon that uses a firearm to commit a crime.
  • Reform the broken mental health system in America. Hopefully, a more effective mental health system will prevent more mass shootings committed by disturbed individuals.
  • Oppose any bans on semi-automatic rifles and gun magazines as they are always based on aesthetics rather than functionality.
  • Strengthen the existing background check system. A background check is required before purchasing a firearm in most cases. These background checks can work! The problem, Trump claims, is that the states are failing to input their criminal and mental health data into the system. If the states do this, the system will work far more effectively.
  • Allow your concealed carry permit to be valid in all 50 states, just like a driver’s license.
  • Eliminate gun free zones on military bases and recruiting centers.

7) Immigration Reform

  • Build the wall (obviously).
  • Enforce the laws already on the books (unlike President Obama and his unconstitutional “deferred action” executive orders) by tripling the number of ICE officers, implementing a national e-verify system to prevent businesses from hiring illegal aliens, deporting all criminal aliens, defunding sanctuary cities which harbor illegal immigrants, and ending birthright citizenship.
  • Control the influx of legal immigrants coming into the country to protect American jobs.
  • Strengthen the vetting process of immigrants to prevent a terror attack from radical Islamic terrorists.

Well, there you have it: no rhetoric, just a solid plan with specific ideas to make America great again. You may not agree with everything in the plan, but there is no longer any denying that Trump has a plan. If Trump happens to land in the Oval Office in January of 2017, it seems that he knows exactly what he will be doing for his first four years in office.

What do you think of Trump’s plan? Let us know in the comments!

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